So check your state or country laws before your f*ck parts start salivating over him. You do not want to share a cell with Roman Polanski, because he looks like a snorer….and a night farter. Anyway, here’s the wolfie boy from Twilight getting wet and jumping around during a Rolling Stone photo shoot in Malibu yesterday.

Whenever I see this dude, he’s always bouncing in the air like the ground is filled with Parasite Hilton’s toxic cooch warts. It’s like he’s got springs instead of bones. If he flips around like that on the sand, imagine what he can do on your… Actually, don’t imagine that before checking with Chris Hansen first.

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