Intro:
(Eminem making sounds)
ok..
Guess who’s back
Back again
Shady’s back
Tell a friend
Now everyone report to
the dance floor
To the dance floor, to
the dance floor
Now everyone report to
the dance floor
Alright Stop…Pajama time
Verse 1:
Come here little kiddies,On my lap
Guess who’s back with
a brand new rap
And I don’t mean rap as
in a new case of child
molestation accusate
Aah aah aah aah aah
no worries, [...]

[ Chorus: Eminem repeat 4X ]
That’s why they call me Slim Shady (I’m Back)
I’m Back (I’m Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I’m Back
[ Eminem ]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine
You better, get rid of that nine, it ain’t gonna help
What good’s it gonna do against [...]

Artist: Kid Rock f/ EminemA shimmy shimmy go go motha fuckin pop
It’s the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock shit
I’m on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips
I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin’ laid and paid that’s why I never complain
If I ain’t in [...]

Where’s my snare, I have no snare in my
headphones, there ya’ go, yeah, yo’, yo’…
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against,
I have, i’ve been protested and demonstrated
against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look
at the times, sick is the mind of the
motherfuckin’ kid that’s behind, all this
commotion, emotions run deep as ocean’s explodin’,
tempers flaring [...]

Who came through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?)
Told you how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!)
Gave you all the finger and told you to sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, “Fuck the world!”
(I’m Slim Shady..) so come and kill me while my name’s hot
And shoot me [...]

Hi!
Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling
with a capital, somebody grab me a Snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam’s apple (hurry up!)
Somebody dropped me [...]

Sometimes I just feel like, quittin I still might
Why do I put up this fight, why do I still write
Sometimes it’s hard enough just dealin with real life
Sometimes I wanna jump on stage and just kill mics
And show these people what my level of skill’s like
But I’m still white, sometimes I just hate life
Somethin ain’t [...]